I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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