I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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