Have you finally orgasmed yet?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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