Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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