No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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