Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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