He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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