Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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