Buhtt sex?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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