You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
time to smoke my breakfast
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Spinning.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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