But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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