Are we in a gay sports bar?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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