Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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