Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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