i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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