and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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