i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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whose parrot is this?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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