I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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