marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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