I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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