I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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