so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.