a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .