they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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