we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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