he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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