You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize