First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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