we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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