I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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