we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
