RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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