She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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