Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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