That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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