I swear she didn't look like that last week.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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