She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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