i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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