i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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