Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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