why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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