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  (815): View more from Illinois

  yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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  (815): yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything http://tfl.nu/8gpe
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  (716): View more from New York

  So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.

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  (716): So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar. http://tfl.nu/a5mu
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.

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  (303): those 9 inches of man changed my life forever. http://tfl.nu/b7ob
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.

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  (205): After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok. http://tfl.nu/maiz
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  (415): View more from California

  sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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  (415): sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened. http://tfl.nu/mg5e
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  (914): View more from New York

  I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what

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  (914): I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what http://tfl.nu/90g1
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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  (412): Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt http://tfl.nu/ilc7
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  (206): View more from Washington

  buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night

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  (206): buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night http://tfl.nu/bj1f
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower

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  (610): If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower http://tfl.nu/d9ft
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.

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  (785): THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED. http://tfl.nu/vewg
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  (281): View more from Texas

  This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.

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  (281): This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse. http://tfl.nu/ekrm
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  (425): View more from Washington

  Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness

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  (425): Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness http://tfl.nu/fsz0
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  (415): View more from California

  Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.

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  (415): Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards. http://tfl.nu/5c0c
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.

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  (503): If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus. http://tfl.nu/52w1
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps

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  (515): I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps http://tfl.nu/ji5g
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