I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba