So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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