it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.