Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
home. puking in laundry basket.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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