i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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