I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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