Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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