Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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