Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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