She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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