I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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